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5 Things You Never Noticed About Friends Betches

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Friends is a great show and was actually pretty progressive given that it was made in the 90s (multiple interracial relationships, a baby out of wedlock, surrogacy, etc.). And while that important thesis is not in any way material to the topic at hand, I just want David Crane and Marta Kauffman to know they’ve still got hitters out here. In any case, even if you call yourself a diehard Friends fan, I doubt you know everything there is to know about this show. And I…

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5 Fall Boots You Need To Add To Your Wardrobe Betches

1. Staple Black Boot 2. Statement Sneaker 3. Animal Print Boots 4. Thigh Highs 5. Slouchy Boots Pair with a skirt and tights, and you’ll instantly look chic as hell. As the name would suggest, slouchy boots give that effortlessly stylish look we all crave. Warning, though: women 20 years your senior will feel the constant need to tell you about how they wore these boots “back in the day.” But I guess that’s a relatively small price to pay for looking sooo damn good. Lydia Tall Boot  So there…

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11 Amazing Fans Who Belong In The Pop Culture Hall Of Fame

Fandom: it feels like it’s gotten hard lately. For example, ‘Ready Player One’ began its life as a bestselling novel by Ernest Cline. In their “A”-graded write-up in 2011, The AV Club said “for readers in line with Cline’s obsessions, this is a guaranteed pleasure.” Yet by 2018, when ‘RPO’ got a Steven Spielberg film adaptation, that same review site gave the movie a “B” grade with a side of savage criticism: “Like Ernest Cline’s divisive geek-courting novel, the film doesn’t offer much of a story or characters, instead spreading…

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5 Fall Date Ideas That Aren’t Basic Betches

It’s finally that time of year to “fall” in love. Summer flings have ended and cuffing season is in full swing. Here are my top five “Brunch Boys approved” date recommendations. You’ll notice there is no apple picking on here, because I promise you nobody wants to see those Instagrams. View this post on Instagram Book your lawn chair with the @rooftopcinema and enjoy rooftop movies with drinks at The SkyLawn Rooftop Bar this Summer! (📸: @juliesahley ) SkyLawn NYC Rooftop & Bar (@skylawnnyc) on Blood Manor Jack-o-lanterns and Halloween…

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Infuriating Video Game Moments That Made You Delete The Game

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. There’s nothing like a great game for unwinding and blowing off steam after a stressful day. That is, until the game itself becomes controller-smashingly awful. Whether it’s an impossible puzzle, absurd boss, or just mind-numbing boredom, we all have those moments of when we permanently nope out on a game. These are those stories. 23 Entry by Ka-ga-mi 20 Entry by Ka-ga-mi 17 Entry by jimclass 14 Entry by Chan Teik Onn…

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19 Practices And Devices Designed To Keep You Safe (But Dont)

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. We’re surrounded on all sides by features meant to keep us safer, healthier, and practically immortal. The thing is, sometimes those features don’t actually do anything. Or worse, they actually make us less safe. It’s times like these that make you grateful that the placebo effect is a thing. 18 Entry by Andrea Meno 15 Entry by Andrea Meno 12 Entry by PookieJones 9 Entry by gicusudoru 6 Entry by Fermosalua3 3…

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22 Celebrity Demands More Crazy Than No Brown M&Ms

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. Being rich and famous affords you a lot of luxuries. One of these is being able to demand whatever the hell you want – no matter how crazy and obnoxious it makes you look. We asked our readers to do some digging and unveil some of the crazier (and more hilarious) demands celebrities have made. The winner is below, but first the runners-up: 21 Entry by Chan Teik Onn 18 Entry by…

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Non-Corny Dating App Openers That Are Better Than ‘Hey’ Betches

I’m going to be honest, I was never a dating app user for myself. Although, I did pretend to be a few of my friends on their apps and talk to people for them. From that, I know it’s v stressful trying to find the perfect non-corny dating app opener. When the apps first came around, it was helpful to be female since chivalry is not dead (I think?), and the guy tended to message the girl first. But then Bumble came around and f*cked that all up, so here…

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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Recap: Just Get Out Betches

On last week’s Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, we were all #blessed because Ron’s psycho baby mama ran him over with a car the day before so he’s not coming to the Shore. Meaning he can’t ruin our fun with his talks of diapers, babies, domestic violence, and crying. Sorry, that was a bit harsh. I mean, like, I don’t recommend running someone over with a car to stop them from wrecking a TV show. But also, it got the job done. Bye, Ron! They go back to the house and Mike…

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The Best New Pregame Songs That Came Out Today Betches

You already know what it is. It’s another installation of New Music Friday, where I tell you what to listen to based on my personal music taste, which has pretty much not wavered since 2016. That being said, I think (and I’ve been told) that I have great taste in music. But I guess you’ll just have to check out the list below to decide if you agree or not! And if you disagree, keep that negative energy to yourself because I don’t need it in my life. Anywho, this…

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21 Rip-Roaring Pranks Pulled Off By Famous People

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. We tend to think of celebrities as either too dignified or too busy being fancy to spend time on anything as goofy as pranks. As it happens, we’re dead-wrong about that. It turns out that famous people are constantly mixed up in elaborate, clever, and occasionally mean-spirited pranks. For example … 20 Entry by burritomouth 17 Entry by Harvey Sapigao 14 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic 11 Entry by TaiGin 8 Entry…

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Affordable Workout Clothes That Look Expensive Betches

1. FP Movement Free People Tighten Up Tank ($20) Free People Fuji Short Solid ($58) You can get tons of name-brand athletic pieces at TJ Maxx for a fraction of the price that they would normally cost. I know I sound like one of those TJ Maxx fashionista commercials right now, but hear me out. I’m a #maxxinista to my core and I’m proud to admit it. Like, Under Armour leggings for $20?! And they have ton more brands just like it, such as, Puma, Nike, and Adidas. Under Armour Favorite…

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26 Romantic Movies That Should Actually Be Cautionary Tales

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. Everyone loves a good movie romance. They leave us all warm and fuzzy inside, at least until the popcorn and Milk Duds buzz wears off. By then our brains have moved on, so we never really give those romances any analytical thought. But if we did, we just might realize how messed up those romances really are. For example … 25 22 19 16 13 10 7 4 1 Want in on…

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Is The iPhone XS Worth It? Betches

Look, I’m not a “tech” person, but I bought the iPhone XS. I don’t know what a retina display, or neural engine, or a gigabyte, or any of that sh*t means. All I care about is that I have a phone that receives texts, takes amazing photos, and has a good enough battery to not die when I’m trying to find my way home after day drinking so I don’t end up in bumblef*ck Brooklyn smoking bad weed on a roof with a guy named Asher. Never again. I also…

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Marie Roda’s ‘Challenge: Final Reckoning’ Recap: Here Is The Truth Betches

In last week’s recap, I apologized to The Challenge editing team. This week, I take it back. F*ck you. Last night’s episode was shocking for more than one reason. Not only did we get an elimination that was completely unexpected, but we also got another episode edit that made literally no sense. I’m beginning to wonder if John puts these things together himself. Luckily I have been granted the opportunity to write this recap and let everyone know the TRUTH about what really went on. Before we jump into this…

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