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Jonathan Cheban And Travis Scott Were At The Same Festival Last Night | Betches

Ah, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive we get involved with the Kardashian family. These people have so many often-forgotten connections to other famous people that it’s nearly impossible to keep track of them all. Like, remember that Blac Chyna and Tyga have a baby together? I honestly forgot about that until last week when one of my coworkers brought it up. And sometimes I can’t help but wonder if all the Kardashian friends and exes are cool with each other, or if they…

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Did Khlo Kardashian Get An Entirely New Face? A Plastic Surgeon Weighs In | Betches

and disabled all comments after posting a photo of herself where she looks virtually unrecognizable. In other news, the sky is blue! The photo in questiona random . Well guess what, Khloé? WE F*CKING NOTICE. Fans are saying the photo is an egregious use of FaceTune, and while I’m inclined to agree (seriously, her photo editing skillsI know what you’re thinking: Kardashians getting plastic surgery? Groundbreaking. But the thing is, Khloé has adamantly denied having any work done over the years. Back in April, Khloé took to Instagram to be…

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How Miley Cyrus Made Me Come To Terms With My Own Sexism | Betches

but Miley would have moved on with not one, but two people in the time it usually takes me to throw out my leftovers, I would have laughed in your face. What can I say? I still believed in love then. It was a simpler, purer time. But now, after watching Miley declare “Miam” officially dead and proceeding to bounce from relationship to relationship (first with Brody Jenner’s ex Kaitlynn CarterCody SimpsonI’ve been a huge fan of Miley’s for years. We’re both the same age, and it always felt like…

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If You Hated VSCO Girls, You Need To Know About E-Boys | Betches

Hello, and welcome back to another edition of “Dylan Explains Gen-Z.” In the past couple months I’ve tackled important topics like VSCO girls, and we’ve all learned a lot together. Do you find yourself sksksking in your daily life? Yeah, that’s on me, and I’m really sorry. But we’re not done yet. While you’ve probably finally wrapped your mind around the fact that VSCO girls are pretty much just 90s girls with metal straws, today we’re diving into another Gen-Z phenomenon that you’ll be making memes about in no time:…

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5 Gifts Your Bridesmaids Actually Want | Betches

friends to dump after your wedding and bridesmaids shouldn’t be on that list, so get us a pair of monogrammed slippers or something else we can keep forever to be reminded of that time you conference-called us at 3am on a Tuesday to ask if your dress is “too white.” Memories to look back on fondly, am I right?  Island to East Side Custom Clutch Shop Betches Bridesmaid Mug BKR Spiked Tutu 500ml we do not drink enough of it. Maybe it’s because I’m really busy and forget, or maybe…

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Caroline Calloway Reignited Her Feud With Natalie Beach | Betches

I thought I’d seen it all, read all the novel-length Instagram captions I could, consumed every possible article on the feud between toxic, codependent friendship. I feel like I went through the stages of grief keeping up with this feud: denial (that this was a thing I should care about), anger (that I do, in fact, need to care about it), bargaining (with my boss over other stories I could potentially follow, but alas, here I am), depression (see: anger), and finally, in what I thought was my pièce de…

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Weve Got Pluto Problems: Weekly Horoscopes Sept 30-Oct 4 | Betches

This week, sneaky, shady Pluto is forming a square with Venus and putting our lives all out of whack. You’re basically going to be feeling like the villain in a reality TV show all week with the backstabbing, suspicion, and manipulative tendencies. Let’s just hope next week will bring you a redemption arc in Paradise…or something. I don’t make the rules, I just communicate them to you. Taurus I know there’s nothing you love more than a routine, Taurus, but this week it’s time to break it. Pluto is shaking…

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How To Get Free Workout Classes In NYC | Betches

? (Okay, maybe that was a bad example because everybody loves cupcakes, but you know what I mean.) That’s because it’s basically a scientific fact that things are significantly better when they don’t cost money. Another prime example of this phenomenon in action is workout classes, which, if you live in New York, usually cost the equivalent of a human soul, so finding any kind of deal that offers free workout classes is better than your f*ck buddy telling you he’s finally Anyway, even though New York robs us every…

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6 Halloween Costume Ideas That Don’t Require A Lot Of Effort | Betches

I live and die for Halloween. I recently told a few friends that I couldn’t make dinner plans Halloween weekend because, although I currently don’t have plans, if we’re not doing something that requires a costume, I am not going. And while I’ve had my costume planned for the last six months and I’m dying my hair blue for real just for the costume, I understand that not everyone loves Halloween as much as I do. Or like, even if they do, they might have actual real lives and things…

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F*ck Your Diet: I Used To Be A Food Addict, Here’s How I Healed Part 3 | Betches

F*ck Your Diet, I am going to explain how I stopped dieting. But if you’re new here, read the first two installments to get some context. My second installment is about my experience dieting for 10 years to try and control my “addiction,” which only made my “addiction” to food When I set out to heal my eating, I had already spent actuallyalwaysget my act together and be permanently skinny, I spent a good bit of this time thinking I was being balanced and responsible and chic by eating “like…

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The 9 Worst Bridesmaid Tasks, Ranked | Betches

Naturally, two things immediately pop in your head as you zoom in on the rock to try to gauge the size: “Awww” and/or “f*ck.” “I wonder if I’m going to be in the wedding.” 9. Group Chat Creator/Moderator  Planning a bachelorette party also qualifies | credit/permission: @tylergildin Aug 29, 2019 at 4:47am PDT Being the person to head this painful exchange of half-hearted pleasantries and snarky opinions is one of the lesser evils, but an evil all the same. Whether you chose to ask for the group’s opinions on things…

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The 10 Most Toxic Husbands In Real Housewives History | Betches

The ladies of The Real Housewives are the gifts that keep on giving. I love the franchise because it’s a space where women are not only allowed, but encouraged, to be unabashedly themselves. Many are quick to dismiss the show as frivolous and superficial, but for me and my fellow Bravoholics it’s a fascinating sociological study on what it means to be a woman in today’s world. This inevitably gives us a glimpse into the men our gals choose, and more often than not, the results are 10. Bill Aydin…

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Photoshop Fail 101: How Basic Anatomy Can Help You Spot A Bad Edit | Betches

So in the crazy, sick world we live in, we are victim to so much Facetune and the basic proportions are not even close to what you’re seeing, then you’ll know for sure. Also, perspective plays a role, meaning how close things are to the camera. So like, if you see giant feet in the photo, if the feet were right up to the camera, that would be realistic. But if they’re not, and HUGE beyond reason, that gives away the editing. Let me show you what I mean. about town…

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J.Lo & Shakira Are Performing At The Super Bowl Halftime Show | Betches

You guys, God might be real, because my prayers have never felt more answered than in this moment. For a while now, there have been rumors swirling that the 2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show would be headlined by Jennifer Lopez, AND. IT’S. HAPPENING. And that’s not all! IT’S. HAPPENING. WITH. SHAKIRA. Pardon me while I take a minute for some deep breaths. Okay, I’m back. I needed those deep breaths. There’s no denying that J.Lo has had an amazing year, and this feels like the icing on the cake for…

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Lindsay Lohan’s New Music Video Is As Weird As You’d Expect | Betches

Lindsay Lohan is in kind of a weird place. After being one of the biggest movie stars of the early 2000s, she’s all but been banished to pursue random AF careers in the Middle East. After several years of failed relationships and business ventures (remember her reality show along with it, and she was tragically not cast as Ariel in the live action Little Mermaid, despite her thirsty attempts on Twitter. But now, she’s finally making a return to something she was actually good at once upon a time: music. Earlier…

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