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Has Gigi Hadid Had Work Done? An Investigation Betches

Today is Gigi Hadid’s 24th birthday, and as usual, we’re celebrating by doing a deep dive into her entire life. Well, not really. To be honest, Gigi’s personal life isn’t that exciting, because it mostly just consists of me googling to see if she and Zayn are still together every few months. (I’ll save you 30 seconds: they’re not together right now.) Instead, today let’s focus on Gigi’s best asset—her face. Gigi Hadid is obviously like, superhuman levels of gorgeous, but how much of that beauty is natural? Let’s examine…

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‘Vanderpump Rules’ Recap: Jax Bought A Baby Betches

Y’all: Dance, money, dance! Just kidding about the commercials, obviously. We’ve made it to episode 20 of season 7, which by my calculations, means this snoozefest of a season should be over soon. Thank god. Lisa comes up to talk sh*t about Schwartz and says “has he never heard of a cashier’s check”? That’s what I said last week! For some reason this legitimate criticism annoys Ariana, who thinks Lisa has been picking on the Toms. I don’t think she’s been picking on them so much as she has been…

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So Much Is Wrong With Khlo Kardashian’s New Instagram Post Betches

This is a PSA: Khloé Kardashian, for the love of God, will you (and your entire family for that matter) put down the poorly made editing apps? I already did an entire article on Kardashian Photoshop fails alone, and honestly, it took every ounce of self-restraint to not make that article 500 entries long. The Kardashians are just so bad at Photoshop! And I don’t even get why?? Number one, they are one of the most gorgeous families in America, and they should really be happy with the way they look.…

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#FreeBritney: New Updates In The Britney Spears Saga Betches

As a lifelong Britney Spears fan, it’s been a stressful few months. It started in January, when she canceled her upcoming Las Vegas residency to focus on her father’s health issues. Then, last month, it was announced that Britney was taking an indefinite hiatus from music, and she entered a mental health rehab facility. The sh*t really hit the fan last week, when the Britney’s Gram podcast presented a detailed theory that Britney was being held against her will in the mental facility, and that her father Jamie was using his legal conservatorship to…

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Weed Helped Save My Mental Health, So Why Is There Such A Stigma? Betches

Okay, story time: I used to work as a front desk girl for a popular “boutique” spinning studio. Not gonna name names because you’ve clearly figured it out already, and I lasted a month there. The place prided itself on being super open-minded and all about getting in touch with yourself, overcoming challenges, and following your soul.  Once, we played an icebreaker game where we went around the room, said our name, the studio we worked at, and something we do to relax. Every. Single. Person. said alcohol is their way…

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I Ate Like Kourtney Kardashian For 3 Days & Here’s What I Learned Betches

Welcome back for another installment of the Fad Diet Diaries, a series in which I slowly but surely destroy my already fragile relationship with food, one dumb celebrity regimen at a time. The celebrity in question this time around is one Kourtney Kardashian, a woman who manages to look better middle-aged and after three children than I looked at 21 and before I discovered Postmates. Today is Kourtney’s 41st birthday (not that you’ll be able to tell by anything about her), and in honor of that I did the only…

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How To Get Summer Body Ready Without Giving Up Alcohol Betches

), so I guess that’s why Betches asked me to give you my tips on how to get summer body ready without giving up alcohol.  Most of my clients haveMovement A post shared by Feb 2, 2019 at 10:49am PST HAVE Motivation A post shared by Mar 27, 2019 at 10:52am PDT Moderation A post shared by Mar 30, 2019 at 4:31pm PDT A common misconception in today’s age puts being “skinny” in the same category as being “healthy.” This is not the case, trust me. Sure, you can give…

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Bella Thorne And Mod Sun Broke Up Betches

Bella Thorne has spent her whole career breaking boundaries and surprising us, like last week, when we found out she’s publishing a book of poems. But today, we gather to talk about Bella Thorne for a less happy reason—Bella and Mod Sun broke up. That’s right, the grungiest couple the world has ever seen is no longer. Pour out a bottle of the cheapest vodka you can find, because this is the saddest news I’ve heard all week. Luckily, Bella did us all a favor and confirmed the news on her…

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‘RHOBH’s Goodbye Kyle Challenge & PuppyGate, Explained Betches

This season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been slightly less of a snoozefest more dramatic than seasons past. For nine episodes (and counting) viewers have been following the saga of an adopted dog named Lucy Lucy Apple Juice (I wish I were kidding. Also, why is it not Juicy?) who mysteriously ended up at a shelter. Those who don’t watch the show (how dare you) may have seen references on social media to #puppygate and, most recently, the Goodbye Kyle Challenge and wondered WTF is going on.…

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Wedding Dress Codes Explained: What To Wear Betches

1. Casual Show Me Your Mumu Emanuelle Smocked Top and Marley Shorts Under The Moon Light Patchwork Maxi Dress Cocktail attire is synonymous with mini dress and heels. Of course, you don’t have to necessarily wear a mini dress, but think that vibe. Your accessories, makeup, and hair should definitely be more elevated than what you’d wear for a casual wedding, but also not as extravagant as black tie. So like, don’t wear your best Claire’s accessories, but also don’t wear your family diamonds. Make sense? Hopefully, your answer is…

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Betches Vanderpump Rules Recap: Peak White People Culture Betches

Jokes aside (for the immediate time being), we start in Mexico, where Scheana and Lala have reserved the entire rooftop for themselves. Calm down, you’re not that famous. Do you really think you’re going to get swarmed by fans and/or the paps in Mexico? Lala is double fisting drinks and reminiscing about what triggered her bad comedown panic attack the night before. Who’s gonna say it? Should I? For someone with anxiety, uppers are not a great idea, and I say this as someone with anxiety who once had a…

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All The Famous Men You Forgot Hooked Up With A Kardashian Betches

I swear I don’t spend all of my time thinking about the Kardashians, but sometimes I just can’t help it. A few weeks ago, we were all surprised and delighted by the news that Ginger and Scary Spice hooked up once upon a time. In response to that news, I wrote an article about other random celebrity hookups you forgot about. I rediscovered some seriously wild vintage celebrity couples, and among them was Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian. It still sounds fake when I say it, but it really happened.…

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April Showers Bring Seasonal Depression: Weekly Horoscopes April 8-12 Betches

Welcome to April, betches. A month of in-betweens, it’s likely that you’ll spend the next few weeks swimming in a sea of uncertainty. There are a few tried and true things in your life to ensure you stay afloat: friends, family, and alcohol. Don’t hesitate to gravitate toward any of them over the next couple days. What does the roller coaster that is April have in store for you this week? Find out in our weekly horoscopes. The people just can’t get enough of you this week, Aries. Your phone…

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The Most Expensive Celebrity Weddings Betches

But I hate to break it to you: no matter how awesome your sorority sister Deborah’s all-inclusive Cabo nuptials were, they were a mere dumpster fire compared to the opulent events that celebrities throw for their weddings . I guess when you made a billion dollars on a sex tape, why not get married in a castlefor the publicity You can’t mention extravagant weddings and leave out our most recent gluttonous celebrants, The Hottest Jonas Brother ™ and his Bollywood star bride, Priyanka Chopra. Nick and Priyanka had not one,…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Has Gotten Even More Bizarre Betches

I’ve always had a soft spot for Lindsay Lohan, and I really just want her to succeed. As a loyal viewer of her early films all the way to her recent (and tragic) reality show, I do my best to keep up with her career. That said, not everything she’s doing is her best work. For instance, a couple months ago, I took it upon myself to check in on what the f*ck was going on with Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram. From bewildering captions about life to berating her own club’s…

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