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Weed Helped Save My Mental Health, So Why Is There Such A Stigma? Betches

Okay, story time: I used to work as a front desk girl for a popular “boutique” spinning studio. Not gonna name names because you’ve clearly figured it out already, and I lasted a month there. The place prided itself on being super open-minded and all about getting in touch with yourself, overcoming challenges, and following your soul.  Once, we played an icebreaker game where we went around the room, said our name, the studio we worked at, and something we do to relax. Every. Single. Person. said alcohol is their way…

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I Ate Like Kourtney Kardashian For 3 Days & Here’s What I Learned Betches

Welcome back for another installment of the Fad Diet Diaries, a series in which I slowly but surely destroy my already fragile relationship with food, one dumb celebrity regimen at a time. The celebrity in question this time around is one Kourtney Kardashian, a woman who manages to look better middle-aged and after three children than I looked at 21 and before I discovered Postmates. Today is Kourtney’s 41st birthday (not that you’ll be able to tell by anything about her), and in honor of that I did the only…

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How To Get Summer Body Ready Without Giving Up Alcohol Betches

), so I guess that’s why Betches asked me to give you my tips on how to get summer body ready without giving up alcohol.  Most of my clients haveMovement A post shared by Feb 2, 2019 at 10:49am PST HAVE Motivation A post shared by Mar 27, 2019 at 10:52am PDT Moderation A post shared by Mar 30, 2019 at 4:31pm PDT A common misconception in today’s age puts being “skinny” in the same category as being “healthy.” This is not the case, trust me. Sure, you can give…

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Bella Thorne And Mod Sun Broke Up Betches

Bella Thorne has spent her whole career breaking boundaries and surprising us, like last week, when we found out she’s publishing a book of poems. But today, we gather to talk about Bella Thorne for a less happy reason—Bella and Mod Sun broke up. That’s right, the grungiest couple the world has ever seen is no longer. Pour out a bottle of the cheapest vodka you can find, because this is the saddest news I’ve heard all week. Luckily, Bella did us all a favor and confirmed the news on her…

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‘RHOBH’s Goodbye Kyle Challenge & PuppyGate, Explained Betches

This season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been slightly less of a snoozefest more dramatic than seasons past. For nine episodes (and counting) viewers have been following the saga of an adopted dog named Lucy Lucy Apple Juice (I wish I were kidding. Also, why is it not Juicy?) who mysteriously ended up at a shelter. Those who don’t watch the show (how dare you) may have seen references on social media to #puppygate and, most recently, the Goodbye Kyle Challenge and wondered WTF is going on.…

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Wedding Dress Codes Explained: What To Wear Betches

1. Casual Show Me Your Mumu Emanuelle Smocked Top and Marley Shorts Under The Moon Light Patchwork Maxi Dress Cocktail attire is synonymous with mini dress and heels. Of course, you don’t have to necessarily wear a mini dress, but think that vibe. Your accessories, makeup, and hair should definitely be more elevated than what you’d wear for a casual wedding, but also not as extravagant as black tie. So like, don’t wear your best Claire’s accessories, but also don’t wear your family diamonds. Make sense? Hopefully, your answer is…

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Betches Vanderpump Rules Recap: Peak White People Culture Betches

Jokes aside (for the immediate time being), we start in Mexico, where Scheana and Lala have reserved the entire rooftop for themselves. Calm down, you’re not that famous. Do you really think you’re going to get swarmed by fans and/or the paps in Mexico? Lala is double fisting drinks and reminiscing about what triggered her bad comedown panic attack the night before. Who’s gonna say it? Should I? For someone with anxiety, uppers are not a great idea, and I say this as someone with anxiety who once had a…

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All The Famous Men You Forgot Hooked Up With A Kardashian Betches

I swear I don’t spend all of my time thinking about the Kardashians, but sometimes I just can’t help it. A few weeks ago, we were all surprised and delighted by the news that Ginger and Scary Spice hooked up once upon a time. In response to that news, I wrote an article about other random celebrity hookups you forgot about. I rediscovered some seriously wild vintage celebrity couples, and among them was Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian. It still sounds fake when I say it, but it really happened.…

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April Showers Bring Seasonal Depression: Weekly Horoscopes April 8-12 Betches

Welcome to April, betches. A month of in-betweens, it’s likely that you’ll spend the next few weeks swimming in a sea of uncertainty. There are a few tried and true things in your life to ensure you stay afloat: friends, family, and alcohol. Don’t hesitate to gravitate toward any of them over the next couple days. What does the roller coaster that is April have in store for you this week? Find out in our weekly horoscopes. The people just can’t get enough of you this week, Aries. Your phone…

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The Most Expensive Celebrity Weddings Betches

But I hate to break it to you: no matter how awesome your sorority sister Deborah’s all-inclusive Cabo nuptials were, they were a mere dumpster fire compared to the opulent events that celebrities throw for their weddings . I guess when you made a billion dollars on a sex tape, why not get married in a castlefor the publicity You can’t mention extravagant weddings and leave out our most recent gluttonous celebrants, The Hottest Jonas Brother ™ and his Bollywood star bride, Priyanka Chopra. Nick and Priyanka had not one,…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Has Gotten Even More Bizarre Betches

I’ve always had a soft spot for Lindsay Lohan, and I really just want her to succeed. As a loyal viewer of her early films all the way to her recent (and tragic) reality show, I do my best to keep up with her career. That said, not everything she’s doing is her best work. For instance, a couple months ago, I took it upon myself to check in on what the f*ck was going on with Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram. From bewildering captions about life to berating her own club’s…

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7 Simple Exercises To Improve Your Sex Life Betches

I know working out is good for my health, will help me have a longer life, blah blah blah. But most of the time sometimes, lying on the couch with a bag of chips, binge-watching Grey’s Anatomy is all I want to do. Working towards a bikini bod is good motivation and all, but sometimes you need a little extra push to go to the gym (or, if I’m being honest, to simply roll out my yoga mat on the floor of my apartment). So I decided to look into exercises can get you…

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Which ‘Bachelor’ Couples Are Actually Getting Married? Betches

It’s been a week since we watched Cassie take Colton back on the finale of The Bachelor, and they’re definitely still in the honeymoon phase. Or, more accurately, they’re in the let’s post on Instagram nonstop so everyone thinks we’re super happy phase, but it’s just as annoying. But how long will it last? Will Colton and Cassie even get engaged, or will they just fade into the background of failed Bachelor couples? Only time will tell, but this got me thinking about some of the other recent-ish Bachelor couples that we don’t hear much about. Some…

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Noah Centineo Has A New Movie Coming Out And It Is Everything Betches

That’s right. This is not a drill, people. Our favorite barely legal is gracing our screens once again, and I’m already making a note in my planner to call out sick when the movie drops on April 12th. NETFLIX: The Perfect Date, Noah Centineo plays Brooks Rattigan, a poor nerd who, apparently, can only get a date if someone pays him. Lol, k. Are we really to believe, Netflix, that this face… View this post on Instagram But back to the premise. So Brooks Rattigan is poor and unpopular, despite…

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Jeweler Stephanie Gottlieb Explains The 4 Cs Of Engagement Rings

After she said yes, the lucky onlookers (hi) cheered, and then everyone except me just carried on with their lives. I, however, was full of questions: how long did it take him to write that speech? When did he realize he wanted to marry her? How did he decide , a random Thursday, would be the night he’d ask the most important question of his life? How did she not notice that giant engagement ring box in his pocket? Speaking of the ring, I got a quick glance and it…

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