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Who’s Watching The Oscars This Year? Weekend Horoscopes February 22-24 Betches

It’s Academy Awards weekend, so what better time to consult the stars. Get it? See what I did there? Because celebrities are stars, but also in astrology you look at the stars. Do I need to explain myself further? No? I should shut up and get to the horoscopes? Cool cool cool cool cool… Taurus Stop. Put the to-do list down. You are not going to “use this weekend to get some work done.” Stop lying. It’s rude. This weekend you’re going to *gasp* throw your 2019 goals list in…

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Apartment Decor Under $50 That Looks Chic, Not Cheap Betches

1. Himalayan Salt Lamp Himalayan Salt Lamp, $34 If you live somewhere hip like LA, you probs have the luxury of picking up fresh flowers at your weekly farmers market to bring life to your apartment. For the rest of us, fresh flowers may not be that practical or financially responsible to have in our apartment every day. That’s why it’s great to buy some fake plants to mix in and elevate your space during the off-seasons when you don’t have the luxury of real ones. Just the sight of the…

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Carrie Bradshaw’s Outfits: Where To Get Them Betches

I just want to say that the hardest part of writing this article was cutting down the number of outfits I was going to include. There are a lot of hardcore Sex and the City fans out there, and rightfully so, but don’t come at me in the comments, bro. I know I missed a f*ck ton of iconic lewks, because this is Carrie Bradshaw we’re talking about. The limit does not exist for how many times she slayed her designer clothes (and Manolos) that realistically, one could never afford on…

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What Is Carb Cycling, And Does It Work? Betches

Nicole Nam has a Bachelors of Science in Public Health Nutrition Specialization and a Masters of Science in Kinesiology. She has a personal training certification from the American Council of Exercise, and has trained a variety of clients, including a contestant in this year’s Miss Nevada competition. Follow her on Instagram here. Carbs raise a lot of confusion in a lot of people when they’re trying to lose weight or get in shape. Carbs are one of those very polarizing macronutrients. They’re the main component for anyone on the plant-based diet,…

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Here Is All The Evidence That Jordyn Woods And Tristan Thompson Hooked Up Betches

As most Americans with a working Internet connection know by now, Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods are currently set up to be the most hated people in America. Khloé Kardashian reportedly dumped Tristan Thompson last night—not, y’know, because he cheated on her days before she gave birth. It’s because he cheated on her once again—this time, with Kylie’s BFF Jordyn Woods. Apparently, Thompson flew into town for Valentine’s Day (aw), but then spent Sunday at a house party “snuggled up” with Jordyn. TMZ reported they were “all over each other”…

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7 Incredible Biopics Hollywood Should’ve Made By Now

History is the most prolific screenwriter of all time. Thanks to the magic of Events Happening In Real Life, pop culture has graced us with everything from ‘Braveheart’ to ‘On The Basis Of Sex’. Those hit biopics about real people form a sort of Humanity Hall Of Fame. What if we told you there are an endless number of incredible real people who belong in that hall, and could make Hollywood fat stacks of cash in the process, if somebody would only put them on screen? On this episode of…

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Did Kristen And Carter From ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Break Up? Betches

It was only a matter of time. The relationships on this season of Vanderpump Rules all seemed a little too stable. No one cheated on anyone else in front of an elderly patient. No one got a stripper pregnant in Vegas. Sure, Ariana and Lala had a drunken “moment” in the back of a car, but Sandoval seemed more turned on by that than anything else. High fives all around for girl-on-girl action! It truly seemed like these nearly middle-aged degenerates may have gotten their act together. Enter Kristen and…

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9 Movies That Improved On The Book (According To The Author)

“The book is better than the movie.” It’s a belief as old as…well, not as old as time, because books are centuries old and movies hit their stride when ‘Star Wars’ came out. Still, lots of people think movies ruin books. Many people also think there are one or two times when the movie outdid the book, in a weird exception-to-the-rule type situation. But what if we told you a better movie happens often? And what if there are cases where it was so obvious, to everyone involved, the book’s…

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The Funniest Jordyn and Tristan Memes Betches

Last night, we were all shocked beyond belief at the news of Jordyn Woods allegedly hooking up with Tristan Thompson. Could the betrayal be any more extreme? Has girl code ever been violated in a worse way? Probably not. Reportedly, Tristan was in LA to spend Valentine’s Day with Khloé, but then he spent Sunday night making out with Jordyn at a house party. Really, the part about Tristan cheating isn’t shocking, considering he couldn’t even keep it in his pants days before Khloé had his baby. Now, rumor has…

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The Best Natural Beauty Products For A Healthy Glow-Up Betches

Slightly switching gears: I am not a health nut because I love Domino’s thin-crust pizza too much (bless up) , but the recent cancer diagnosis of a family member forced me to reevaluate the toxic sh*t I put on and in my body. It’s been real f*ckboys, but I gotta say goodbye. Ladies, do yourselves a favor and look at the ingredients chemicals in your foundation, perfume and lip gloss. Is it just me, or is every ingredient a 15-syllable word that ends in “oxide?” I mean, I feel like Penelope…

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Are Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale Astrologically Compatible?

Beckinsale coyly clapping back via Instagram commentsI’ll admit it: I’m charmed by Scorpio and regular Pete Davidson—Ariana Grande’s infamous tweet might have something to do with it. If BDE (“Big Dick Energy” for those of you living on a limited data plan in your mom’s basement) isn’t one of the first things you think when you hear Scorpio, you’re either lying or you’ve been jaded by one. View this post on Instagram Not to make this a competition, but Ariana grande literally got Tiny Barbecue tattooed on her hand .…

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Embarrassing Videos From The ‘Pump Rules’ SURvers’ Pasts Betches

Between the drink throwing, the cheating, and the verbal lashings these people dish out and take each week, the Vanderpump Rules cast has turned reality television into an art form. It almost makes us forget that they first flocked to Los Angeles to, ya know, follow their dreams of acting and modeling. These people have so, so, SO much to be ashamed of based off their show alone, but there’s even more shameful stuff in their past. Let’s take a look at the highlights of their slightly less embarrassing, hilariously…

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This New True Crime Podcast Is The Next Dirty John Betches

If you’ve listened to Dirty John or Dr. Death, then you have an idea of what Wondery’s podcasts offer. They’re grisly, salacious looks into crimes you never knew existed, and honestly my morning commute has never been better. This week, Wondery dropped their newest podcast: Over My Dead Body. It tells the story of Dan and Wendi, “two good-looking attorneys” with “a bad breakup, a worse divorce, and a murder case involving a menagerie of high-priced lawyers and unexpected co-conspirators.” So basically, the details of how a power couple fell apart,…

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Michelle Obama Got Roasted By Her Own Mom Betches

Moms – they refill your debit card comfort you in times of need, feed you in times of hunger, and roast you when it’s time to stay humble. This goes for teachers, coal miners, billionaires, and apparently even first ladies. We all remember Michelle Obama’s iconic Grammys appearance this week, but one person who was less than impressed was Michelle’s own mother, Marian Robinson. Like the true GOAT, Michelle shared a screenshot of her and Mrs. Robinson’s post-Grammys text exchange, and her mom definitely seemed less than impressed. A post…

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I Applied The KonMari Method To Guys In My Phone Betches

Tidying UpIn addition to rolling our clothes, Marie Kondo, the mastermind behind the tidying method, also wants us to throw out all of our sh*t unless it “sparks joy in us.” To which I’d just like to say, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, MARIE. Look, just because I own all seven seasons of on DVD when I do not own a device with a DVD player anymore doesn’t mean those DVDs don’t spark immense joy in me anymore!! Emily gets itFor the sake of time (I assume if you’re reading this you probably…

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