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Super Bowl champion unrecognizable in ‘Undercover Boss’ appearance

Drew Brees works with Anderson to get the dishes clean on “Undercover Boss.” (CBS) DREW BREES’ FUTURE WITH SAINTS COMES INTO QUESTION AFTER PLAYOFF LOSS TO VIKINGS Anderson explained to Brees that if they don’t get the plates cleaned that there’s going to be chaos in the restaurant and the urgency and care that the worker showed resonated with Brees. “Somebody might consider doing dishes just a menial job, you know, kind of entry-level,” Brees said. “But at the end of the day, that job is just as important as…

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Congress Finally Agrees to Cover Sonic Attack Victims Medical Bills

Over 40 U.S. government officials and family members who suffered mysterious brain injuries during their service overseas will finally receive guaranteed, long-term medical care thanks to a deal included in Congress year-end spending bill. In 2018, U.S. officials serving at embassies in Cuba and China began to report strange sensations of sound and pressure, causing symptoms consistent with traumatic brain injury. Who or what caused the sickness remains unconfirmed, despite efforts from the CIA, FBI, and other branches of the Trump administration to figure it out. The governments of those…

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5 Celebrities Who Don’t Photoshop The Sh*t Out Of Themselves | Betches

Okay, let’s be real, everyone probably Photoshops or clean up backgrounds, for example, or when my eyebrow hairs are completely out of control. There are ways to use photo editing for good, instead of evil. But I am not for celebs who pretend they have Photoshop Fail series, I really like seeing celebs who don’t give in to the bullsh*t and post real photos. It’s impossible to know for sure that they don’t edit (if Photoshop is done correctly you should not be able to tell), but at least it’s…

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Saudis Put Khashoggis Murder Behind Them With Death Sentences and a Three-Day Rave

PARISIt looks like heads will roll in Saudi Arabia, literally, for the murder last year of journalist Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS), the mercurial and malign monarch-in-waiting beloved of the Trump clan. Never mind the CIAs belief that the elaborately choreographed and gruesomely executed murder of The Washington Post columnist could not have been carried out unless MBS authorized it. Conveniently, the two top aides who would have connected the crown prince to the crime reportedly were cleared. The court statementMonday announcing the sentence named none of the five…

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To Stay In Or Go Out? Weekend Horoscopes January 3-5 | Betches

yearly-horoscope.com, “2020 will be a year when all the zodiac signs will be able to take advantage of a new beginning, both in their personal life and financially.” Lol, could this be a little less specific? Can’t wait for what’s to come! Aries From both the and my Taurus friends, I’ve learned that Tauruses “enjoy relaxing in serene, bucolic environments surrounded by soft sounds, soothing aromas, and succulent flavors.” Wow, deep. Anyway, even though Tauruses are described like literal babies, they’re nothing if not down for whatever, so take a…

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33 Hilarious Adult Jokes Snuck Into Your Favorite Disney Movies

By Bryan Papazov Ask Reddit pointed out some moments in Disney movies you might have missed. By Bryan Papazov 1. In , when they’re chasing Fear Tech’s mascot through the frat house, there’s a background character that looks like a potato sitting on a chair looking high as fuck. It was a baked potato. 2. In , the Critic says he doesn’t swallow unless he’s in love. Kills me every time. 3. In the movie , the trolls are confused by what sarcasm was, so one of them goes, “I…

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