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Month: March 2020

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Teacher Shares How He Prepared And Executed A Super Detailed Plan On How To Punish 7 Slackers With Protective Parents

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It took some time to plan and execute everything, but the resourceful pedagogue gets an A+ in my book for his efforts. After losing all hope in the slothful seven, he put together yet another group project where they were forced to work with each other instead of spreading throughout the class and polluting other groups. Outmaneuvering entitled parents, he allowed them to suffer the natural consequences of their lack of giving a crap. It immediately went viral on the subreddit ProRevenge, and everyone who has been screwed over in…

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Twitter’s Reaction To Dipping Oreos In Mustard Is High-Key Relatable

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SOPA Images/LightRocket/Getty Images These Tweets About Dipping Oreos In Mustard All Ask The Same Question By Lara Walsh Feb 18, 2020 The internet is reeling after a recent crossword puzzle went viral. In one of the clues, it claimed some people eat their Oreos with everyone’s go-to yellow condiment. Whether you identify as team chocolate wafer or team cream filling, you’ll likely be so entertained while reading these tweets about dipping Oreos in mustard. As you’d expect, most of the responses question who would do such a thing. While Oreos…

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The Best Bachelor Recap Youll Ever Read: The Finale Part 1 | Betches

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foreplayHannah Ann absolutely butchering the English language at every turn, we’ve finally made it to the season finale of (part one, because God hates me!). I’ll admit, I’m on the edge of my seat. This is the first season IN YEARS that hasn’t been spoiled the minute ABC announces the lead, . Peter narrowed his search down to two final women. In one corner we have Hannah Ann, whose includes features in laundry detergent labels, the Ruby Tuesday’s Help Wanted ad, and the chair catalogue from that inspired Michael Scott…

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The rise of the winged pink unicorn

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Claire Diaz-Ortiz Public opinion agrees. Alongside TruePublic, where I am an advisor and angel investor, I ran a study asking if people believed we would see more female-led unicorns in the 2020s.6 At the time of this article, 68% of the 6,500 respondents said they believed we would see more, with 30% of women responding “many more” (as opposed to only 16% of men). Only 4% of women, but 9% of men, responded “no, not a chance.”7 Kaben Clauson, founder and CEO, says “to represent Gen Z, Millennials and Gen…

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Ive Been Married For A Year And This Is What Our Life Looks Like (30 Comics)

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I hope whoever sees these enjoys them, and you can find more on my Instagram and Facebook. This post may include affiliate links. Unfollow 6 hours ago I know those looks! So, I’ve always been an artist since I was a child and was very much inspired by my favorite cartoons, comic books, and games. I discovered my style through lots of experimentation between American and Japanese cartoons, and eventually ended up with what you see today! Cartoons have always had a special place in my heart, because you are…

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Stanford cancels classes in response to novel coronavirus outbreak

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Following on the heels of several major cancellations of events the past few days, including the SXSW conference in Austin and the tech conference SaaStr, Stanford University, which is located in the heart of Silicon Valley in Palo Alto, California, announced late Friday that the school would cancel in-person classes for the final two weeks of the university’s winter quarter in response to the expanding outbreak of novel coronavirus, or COVID-19. In a statement posted by the university, Stanford’s provost Persis Drell announced that the university would cancel two weeks of…

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40 Wholesome Pics Of Black Cats To Show They Have Nothing To Do With Bad Luck

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So scroll down, upvote your fave cattos, and leave a comment telling us which felines were your favorites and why. Oh, and don’t forget to share this post with anyone who’s a huge cat fan. (We might also suggest sharing it with doggo fans in order to convert them to the meow side.) reply View More Replies… Unfollow 9 hours ago I hope his name is Peter… reply The other major superstition associates black cats with bad luck and, by extension, death. Once again, this belief has its roots in the…

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Coronavirus Thirst Traps Are The Worst Take Yet | Betches

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I obviously don’t need to tell you that coronavirus is a big f*cking deal at this point. Flights are cheap AF, married to Tana Mongeau—that’s Jake.) You might know Logan from the controversy surrounding the time he f**k the corona virus A post shared by Logan Paul (@loganpaul) on Jan 28, 2020 at 6:28pm PST Around the same time, this German fitness influencer, Fitness Oskar, posted a picture that honestly makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Not because of the masks, which are just purely stupid, but…

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