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Noelle Halcrow Has To Pay Her Ex $154K For STD Rumors | Betches

It’s a new year, but to the surprise of absolutely no one, influencers are still on their bullsh*t. 2019 was full of influencer scandals ranging from shilling actual poison, and based on today’s story, 2020 won’t be any different. This week, a Canadian influencer was ordered to pay her ex $145,000 for spreading false rumors that he had STDs, which like, oof. The decision was a landmark case in the laws surrounding defamation in British Columbia, and also a landmark case in proving that your ex might not be that…

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5 Reasons Why People Ghost After A Hookup (Aside From Being An Asshole) | Betches

ghostedWe’re definitely not defending their actions, because ghosting is a p*ssy move and you should be able to communicate your feelings with someone you had no problem banging. Like, it’s 2020. Grow up. But here are five scenarios why people might ghost after a hookup, aside from just being an asshole: “People typically ghost because they aren’t able to offer the level of commitment they think they’re expected to give, whether that’s communication over text, another hookup, or a relationship,” explains , senior dating editor at , author of and…

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Why Is Brandi Glanville Slamming Denise Richards On Twitter? | Betches

We need to talk about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Specifically, the upcoming tenth season, and how there might actually be drama (for the first time discussed the sources saying that Denise Richards was absent for a lot of filming due to prioritizing other projects. While there was talk at the time that Denise could be photographic evidence that Denise already filmed her intro for the upcoming season, so she’s not going anywhere. But with former housewife Brandi Glanville back in the picture this season, it looks like Denise isn’t going…

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Photoshop Fail Of The Week: The Case Of The Missing Railing | Betches

Well friends, it’s a new year, same bullsh*t from Instagram models. I would get mad, and I am, but then I wouldn’t have this column. So, silver linings, I guess? I don’t even like to follow a lot of models or influencers on Instagram. Mostly because they’re all full of lies and I just cannot with it. It makes me super annoyed when I see yet another teensy toothpick waist with Kardashian hips. This is why I follow primarily artists, dogs, and Real Housewives. I just can’t wait until Facetune…

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The Biggest Celebrity Glowups Of The Decade | Betches

As the decade draws to a close, it’s interesting to stop and take a look at which celebrities we’ve spent the last 10 years talking sh*t about. While some stars have maintained their A-list status since 2010, and others have faded into the background (Leona Lewis, if you’re reading this, I still want the world for you), a whole new crop of celebs have risen to the top, and it’s time that we take a minute to give them some recognition. Considering all I’ve done this decade has been move…

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How To Cure Your New Year’s Day Hangover | Betches

Hydrate Yourself While coffee may sound like the perfect way to perk up your barren soul, psychopathsThe Real WorldIf you’re feeling nauseous, pretend to be British and pour yourself some fresh ginger tea. Your bad accent will amuse you and the ginger tea will rehydrate you and settle your stomach. Breakfast Of Hungover Champions , which your liver needs in order to break down the alcohol toxin acetaldehyde.   é, which is a key ingredient in most spicy foods, called substance P. Substance P contains anti-inflammatory properties, and is also used…

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The Most Embarrassing 2010s Fads We’re Glad Are Over | Betches

By now, you probably know that the decade is about to end. Yeehaw, we made it. And while it’s fun to look back on the crazy sh*t that celebrities or worst wellness and Eating For The Insta I never understood "eating for the insta" ? Like I'm eating it because my body physically needs 17 meals a day & because its in front of me — Naomi (@gimmenuggets) September 27, 2017 Considering how ubiquitous Instagram has become, it’s easy to forget that it didn’t even exist at the beginning of this…

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J.K. Rowling Got In Trouble Again For An Offensive Tweet That No One Asked For | Betches

At one point or another, we’ve all said things we shouldn’t have. Whether you said your boss’s idea was dumb in a meeting or gave your friend your honest opinion about how she looked in an outfit, it happens. But there’s a big difference between telling Jen her dress is too tight and saying sh*t that’s actually bigoted or otherwise problematic. Seems like an easy concept to grasp, but some celebrities just don’t seem to get this. Case in point: J.K. Rowling. While she became a billionaire by creating the…

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Kim Kardashian’s Latest Photo Looks A Whole Lot Like Blackface | Betches

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Kim Kardashian West, getting called out yet again for doing something culturally insensitive. Throughout their years in the public eye, Kim and her sisters have often ended up in hot water for cultural appropriation, but based on Kim’s latest photoshoot, it appears that she’s yet to learn her lesson. Actually, at this point it seems like she knows full well what cultural appropriation is and what might constitute it, she just doesn’t give a flying f*ck. Whatever the case may be, on Thursday afternoon,…

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Is It 2020 Yet? Weekend Horoscopes December 27-29 | Betches

It may be hard to believe given the fact that you’re probably just now surfacing from a food- and alcohol-induced coma, but there’s magic in the air this weekend. The Sun and Jupiter both enter Capricorn today, a union that only takes place once every 12 years, which means that for the next two days, anything could happen. Yes, maybe even getting off your parent’s couch and eating a vegetable, but let’s not get too crazy. Taurus This weekend is the perfect time to pursue any passions or adventures that…

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What Its Actually Like To Go Glamping | Betches

its own space in the dictionary. Glamping is for the people who call themselves outdoorsy but are too high-maintenance to pee in the woods. When you go glamping, you’re not racing to pitch a tent by yourself before night falls and sleeping in sleeping bags on the dirt ground, but you do still get to embrace the elements (or at least, you can claim you did on Instagram). You get all the comforts of being at home, like sleeping on an actual bed, and sometimes a bathroom, electricity, and hardwood…

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The Betches’ Travel Guide To Switzerland & Lake Como | Betches

If you’re looking for a European vacation that hasn’t been covered extensively by Instagram yet, I highly recommend a trip through Switzerland. Perfect for a honeymoon or a family occasion, Switzerland is a trip you can do basically any time of year, though it will look a lot different depending on when you go. Everything in Switzerland is more expensive from December to March, which is considered “the season”. However, if you go during this time, the Lake Como extension of the itinerary doesn’t really work, as many hotels there…

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The Worst Fashion Trends Of The Decade | Betches

2010: Jeggings What better way to kick off the worst trends of the decade than with jeggings! Oh, jeggings the true star of infomercials, weekend-deal-buster department store ads, and closet staple of all of the trashiest girls from your high school. No matter how hard anyone tried to “elevate” the jegging, it just simply couldn’t be done. At the end of the day, it was always still a legging-jean hybrid, two things that we should never have tried to mix. And thus, forever a great fashion tragedy. Skechers Shape-ups 2.0 …

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7 Things You Didn’t Know About Girl-On-Girl Sex | Betches

Lesbian sex isn’t just a category on PornHub. It doesn’t matter if you are lesbian, bi, pan, queer, or any other label you are comfy with, if you are a woman who has had sex with another woman, you know the magic that is girl-on-girl sex. But if that’s not something that you have had the pleasure of experiencing for yourself, then allow me to let you in on some sexy sapphic sex secrets that are seriously useful if this seems like something that would satisfy you. 2. Vaginas Aren’t…

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Bobbi Brown On The Top Makeup Mistake People Make & How To Fix It | Betches

launched her lifestyle brand Beauty EvolutionEVOLUTION_18 (including, of course, a CBD gummy). She also imparts her wisdom on perform makeup tutorials, describe her beauty philosophies, and teach lessons and tips to key makeup fundamentals. The Mistake Jersey Shore people who wear the wrong color foundation and concealer” is her number-one no-no. There are a few reasons Brown often sees people sporting the wrong shade concealer or foundation, which, thankfully, means it’s easy to fix. Number one is simply misunderstanding the purpose of these products. Another culprit? Rushing the process and…

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