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Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Melania Trump: The Inventor of Social Distancing

Some of our thickest-headed politicians have been passing the time by spreading nonsense about the coronavirus, Jimmy Kimmel said in the argued to Tucker Carlson on Monday that, in Kimmels words old people are willing to go to an early grave in order to help boost the stock market. And that doesnt make me noble or brave or anything like that, Patrick said on Fox News. No, it makes you an idiot, Kimmel replied, before adding, I shouldnt say it makes you an idiot. It reveals to us that you…

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John Mulaney and Jake Gyllenhaals Hilarious Musical Ode to LaGuardia Airport

God bless excellent turn as Saturday Night Livehost by adding another side-splitting musical parody to his growing collection. First we had Bodega Bathroomand now Mulaney has given us a musical ode to the oft-maligned LaGuardia Airport. The best part? recently appeared in Mulaneys Netflix special for children, came in on wires to parody Wickedspecifically, by channeling his inner Idina Menzel and singing a modified version of Defying Gravity. So if you care to search me / Ill spread my legs real wide / Ill even bend over for you /…

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Seth Meyers Mocks Trumps Freak-Out Over Fox News Poll

Seth Meyers began his latest that shows a majority of voters not only want the president impeached but removed from office. Damn, and thats a Fox News poll, the Late Night host added, so you know they only called landlines, CB radios, and VFW halls. Naturally, Trump did not take the news well, tweeting, From the day I announced I was running for President, I have NEVER had a good @FoxNews Poll. Whoever their Pollster is, they suck. And yet despite Trumps insistence that his phone call with the Ukrainian…

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SNLs Kate McKinnon Debuts Spot-On Marianne Williamson Impression

Gosh, I wish there was an SNL show this week, Kate McKinnon told Seth Meyers during his special post-debate live episode Thursday night. As soon as Democratic long-shot candidate Marianne Williamson opened her mouth real quote from the candidate. And I would say to Donald Trump, Boyfriend, you chill. Thank you. McKinnon also took the opportunity to weigh in on Sen. Elizabeth Warrens performance the previous night, telling Meyers she looked like a girl on her wedding day when everyone who ever bullied her was getting a divorce. I got…

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Seth Meyers Walks Off Set After Trumps Shithole Countries Comment

Last summer, after President Donald Trump tweeted that Morning Joes Mike Brzezinski was bleeding badly from a face-lift, Seth Meyers reportedly asked lawmakers during an immigration meeting this afternoon Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here? before adding, This brings us to a new segment titled, Seth Has to Walk Away for a Minute. With that, he got up from his desk and left it empty. From off-screen, you could hear him mutter, At what point do you just have some common decency, some some…

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