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Someone Writes Hilarious Animal Reviews, And The Reason Why Dogs Get Only 4 Out Of 5 Stars Will Crack You Up

“I’ve been trying out different sorts of comedy writing formats for a while,” Charlie told Bored Panda. “Ideas come out of nowhere. One day I thought a review of Snakes would be funny and it got very popular and I realized I could probably do a lot more of these without it getting too old.” “My stuff helped me land me a job as a script intern on Conan for my last semester of college, and something about my experience working there and getting to talk to professional writers and comedians…

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Politics come to Yelp after restaurant refuses to serve Sarah Sanders

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was asked to leave the Red Hen restaurant.Image: Alex Wong/Getty Images The Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia, is being bombarded with online reviews after refusing to serve Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Donald Trump’s press secretary, and her family. On Friday night, Jaike Foley-Schultz, who claims to be a waiter at The Red Hen, explained on Facebook that he waited on the White House official for about two minutes before his boss asked her to leave the establishment. Sanders later confirmed the incident on Twitter,…

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Fall From Grace: Gatorade Sales Have Plummeted After A French Food Critic Gave Cool Blue A Bad Review In Le Monde

Gatorade just suffered a crippling blow it might not recover from any time soon. Sales of its sports drinks have plummeted after a French food critic gave its Cool Blue flavor a scathing review in France’s leading newspaper, Le Monde. This is a huge fall from grace for the once-esteemed Gatorade brand. Last week, a chill fell over the normally bustling Gatorade corporate headquarters when world-famous food critic Jacques Chevalier strode through the front door and demanded to taste its Cool Blue flavor. According to witnesses, the feared journalist snapped,…

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Yelp reviewers found the perfect word to describe Trump hotels

Since The Washington Post reported that Donald Trump allegedly asked lawmakers, “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” during a White House discussion on America’s immigration deal, the president has been getting dragged. Trump’s offensive words struck a chord with people from El Salvador, Haiti, and countries in Africa, along with many others, and unfortunately for him, some of those disappointed people have Yelp accounts. Now, angry Yelp users are flooding the comments of Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., with one-star reviews, labelling Trump’s establishment…

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