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LOL: This Woman Screencaps Her Moms Hilarious Text Message Fails

When it comes to texting, parents can be a little…well, let’s just say “challenged.” Briana Gellen’s mother is no exception. Since the 23-year-old started screencapping her mom’s hilarious text message fails and posting them on Tumblr, she’s gained thousands of followers! Check them out! Mom Vs. Autocorrect Mom Vs. The Internet Mom Vs. Caps Lock Mom Vs. Social Media Mom Vs. Emoji Well, that proves it. Mom + Technology = Hilarious. Keep the mom texts coming, Briana, because we are officially OBSESSED. Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/lol-woman-screencaps-her-moms-hilarious-text-messa-2335

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10 Types Of Moms That Suck

Im not sure if you knew, but Im pretty much the best, most perfectest momever in the history of ever. I dont need to tell you thats sarcasm, right internet? Maybe? Eh. Is this satire now? I feel like I used to know what that was but I think I lost it somewhere along the way during my Wild Adventures in Blogging. People seem to have created this new, vague definition. Anyway, back to my perfection. 1. Language Police Mom Firstly, that sounds like an awesome name for some sort…

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A Mystery Unfolding: This Woman Just Got A Text From Her Roommates Mom

Heres a truly puzzling story that youll be chewing over for the rest of the day. Twenty-eight-year-old Cara Landreth was having a perfectly normal morning at work today, when something truly baffling happened: She received a vague text from her roommates mom. It was the first time the woman ever contacted her, and the body of the text simply read, Call me. This is Megans mom, and provided no other context. Wow. There is simply no telling where this one goes. The unsettling text arrived at 10:36 a.m., meaning the…

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Your Parents Are Going Out Of Town. Host The Party Of The Year!

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Hell yes. Knowledge is power, and power is everything. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! screams your clock again, but later now. Does it hate you? Yes. Anyway, probably time to get up, right? Keep hitting snooze. You keep hitting snooze, and eventually, your clock gives up, because humans will always beat machines in the end. You sleep for a long, long time. You dream about gliding over a small island nation ruled by batteries, and about French-kissing your cousin with the two lazy eyes. You manage…

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