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Can You Keep Up A Conversation With Your Dad?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Yes. Absolutely. Check the basement. Check the patio. Go to his office and check there. Hmm. Nope, not here. Check the den. Check his office. You are shocked not to find your dad in the kitchen, a place he can often be found. Check the patio. Check his office. No dads here on the patio. Check the kitchen. Check his office. You walk into your dad’s office building. “Oh, you must be Dad’s kid,” says your dad’s boss, Mrs. Clakswaby. “He’s not here right…

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Youre A Single-Celled Organism. Can You Evolve Into A Duck?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Okay, so. Im on the thing. You are this. You know life is me. … Never mind. Great. For your first act as a living thing, you die. You did not manage to evolve into a duck. Share Your Results Surrender yourself to the vision. You surrender yourself to the vision. You think about this. Ah…a duck. Its perfect. So it is resolved: You will be this thing. Someday, the child of the child of your distant descendant will wake up, and it will…

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