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Whoa: Morgan Brought Coffee To First Period

Morgan has basically always been a goddess on Earth, but this morning, she totally blew everyone’s freaking minds. Everyone at Alton B. Parker High better brace themselves, because the coolest girl in school somehow just got even cooler: Morgan brought coffee to first period. Wow. This is classic Morgan. She. Is. So. Awesome. According to everyone in her pre-calculus class, Morgan apparently walked in at 7:55 this morning holding a Starbucks cup, at which point Ms. Furman gave her a weird look but didn’t say anything because technically there’s no…

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Whoa: Morgan Doodled A Really Realistic-Looking Eye

Everyone already knows that Morgan is essentially the most perfect person at Alton B. Parker High School, but just when we thought she couldn’t get any more talented, Morgan’s gone and blown us all away yet again. This morning, Morgan doodled a totally realistic-looking eye in the margin of her history notes. Um, of course she did. Is there anything Morgan can’t do well? The eye, which Morgan drew during Ms. Cho’s second-period class, looks completely life-like, down to the individual eyelashes that Morgan put around the upper and lower…

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