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Only The Pure Of Heart May See Our Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles

Every true ’90s kid remembers watching Tommy Pickles, the brave and kindhearted baby who led a crew of baby friends in the classic Nicktoon “Rugrats.” We have in our possession an image depicting Tommy Pickles as a hulking, muscle-bound behemoth. However, in order to see it, you must prove yourself to be as pure of heart and sound of mind as Tommy Pickles himself. Demonstrate your virtues in the trials of this quiz, and the picture of muscular Tommy Pickles shall be yours to behold. Our state-of-the-art quizzes require JavaScript.…

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Mark, The Motherfucking Renaissance Man Himself

The talented son of a bitch… 1. Mark can play the piano His parents only made him take lessons till the sixth grade, but Mark still plays every now and then as a hobby. Jesus H. Christ. I once heard him run through the entirety of a Chopin waltz with only three or so mistakes. 2. The guy is basically a genius He’s real humble about it, but Mark straight up studied biology at Stanford. Seriously, he turned down a basketball scholarship to Temple in order to go to a…

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Can You Keep Up A Conversation With Your Dad?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Yes. Absolutely. Check the basement. Check the patio. Go to his office and check there. Hmm. Nope, not here. Check the den. Check his office. You are shocked not to find your dad in the kitchen, a place he can often be found. Check the patio. Check his office. No dads here on the patio. Check the kitchen. Check his office. You walk into your dad’s office building. “Oh, you must be Dad’s kid,” says your dad’s boss, Mrs. Clakswaby. “He’s not here right…

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4 David Bowie Personas He Created To Get Back On Jury Duty

In 1971, David Bowie sat for jury duty for a vandalism case and had the time of his life. Bowie loved jury duty so much that he spent the rest of his life obsessively creating new personas to get another shot at the jury box. Here are the four unforgettable David Bowie personas that the rock n roll legend created in order to trick the selection committee and get back on jury duty. 1. Ziggy Stardust Upon learning that his recent jury appearance would automatically disqualify David Bowie from selection…

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