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Brexit: voters can change EU deal if they don’t like it, says Michael Gove

As Theresa May wins Tory support for Brussels agreement, the environment secretary flags up potential for a rethink Michael Gove has said voters will be able to force changes to an EU withdrawal deal at the next election if they do not like it. The environment secretarys comments came as prime minister Theresa May won public backing from both wings of the Tory party after securing an agreement with Brussels to start post-Brexit trade negotiations.

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Trump Bragged: Nothing in the World Like First-Rate P**sy

In a previously unreported comment to the now-defunct Maximum Golf magazine, Donald Trump singled out a young socialite at his club at Mar-a-Lago by telling a reporter, there is nothing in the world like first-rate pussy. The remark never made its way to print, as a top editor of the magazine forbade the reporter from putting it in the publication. But the former journalist who wrote the article, Michael Corcoran, and another editor, both confirmed that it was said by Trump as Corcoran followed him around at his Florida golf…

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On the economy, Trump needs to get his statistics straight

(CNN)“JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!” The President also used the jobs number as a justification for his endorsement of accused child molester Alabama GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore. “Putting Pelosi/Schumer Liberal Puppet Jones into office in Alabama would hurt our great Republican Agenda,” Trump tweeted on Monday. He added: “Look at your 401-k’s since Election. Highest Stock Market EVER! Jobs are roaring back!” But the reality is much different from the picture the President paints. In fact, it turns out he is a much better salesman than statistician. The US economy has…

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Do You Possess A Gentle Enough Touch To Buckle Me Into My Car?

I need to be buckled into my car, but it has to be done by someone who possesses the Proper Touch—a Touch that can only be described as “gentle enough.” So, would your Touch cause me to squeal with agony? Or with delight? Take this quiz to find out! Our state-of-the-art quizzes require JavaScript. 1. Which of the following best describes your hands? Traditional Soft with oaky finish Two screaming rim-rattlers Only somewhat toothy One time, my Touch ran itself along a foggy window, spelling out “Tenderness and also Civility”…

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Health Insurers See Higher Prices And A Big Mess Ahead Without The Obamacare Mandate

Health insurance companies know that an insurance market without the requirement that everyone get coverage will be worse for them and their customers. They just aren’t sure how much worse. HuffPost contacted dozens of health insurance companies to ask them to assess the impact that removing the so-called individual mandate ― which in are on the verge of doing as ― would have on their businesses and their customers. Fifteen companies responded ― and all warned that eliminating the mandate would force them to further raise prices, and could drive…

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Weird Third-Grade Math Probably Will Leave You, A Grown Adult, Feeling Stumped

L8asUsual noticed an unusual word problem on her daughter’s homework, she couldn’t tell if the teacher’s question was a printing error or an instance of Common Core confusion. After sharing the problem on Reddit, other users quickly voiced their own answers to the unclear question. After reading over the question multiple times, Mom realized that there’s a large chunk of information missing from the problem that is crucial to determining the final answer. Reddit / L8asUsual Most commenters, without knowing the exact number of marbles lost, simply wrote their answers…

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Get Your Wanderlust On With These Amazing Black Friday Travel Deals

8 Black Friday 2017 Travel Deals To Get Your Wanderlust On Travel expenses always seem to suck the joy out of vacation plans, especially around the holidays. Whether you’re escaping to a warm, tropical destination come January 2018, or trying to get a last minute flight back home to your folks for Christmas, the costs are outrageous. On the plus side, if you plan right, you can use these eight Black Friday travel deals to relieve some debt in your wallet this year. Last week, DealsNews set predictions for Black…

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How to Rip the Mics Out of Your MacBook and iPhone

Any self-respecting paranoiac long ago taped over the webcam on their laptop—and for good measure, the cameras on their smartphone too. But for those truly concerned that their computers have been hacked and turned into spy tools, the microphones on those devices represent just as much of a security threat as the cameras. They would allow a hacked gadget to bug an entire room. The good news for the targets of highly sophisticated cyberspies? There’s a practical fix for that audio espionage problem. The bad news: It requires some surgery….

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Thanksgiving In My Family Is Always Tense Because I Read News Outlets Owned By Liberal Billionaires And My Uncle Reads News Outlets Owned By Conservative Billionaires

As much as I enjoy Thanksgiving, I can get pretty stressed out thinking about the charged political conversations that always seem to break out between my uncle and me. No matter which topic we broach, Thanksgiving dinner is usually pretty tense because I read news outlets owned by liberal billionaires while my uncle Robert reads news outlets owned by conservative billionaires. Every year I try to be optimistic and tell myself that this Thanksgiving will be pleasant and cordial, but without fail, my uncle and I always end up butting…

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Heavy snowfalls to hit parts of UK

Media playback is unsupported on your device Media captionA drone captured scenic views over Cefnpennar in north Wales More snow is hitting the UK with an amber weather warning issued across large parts of the country. The Met Office says there will be heavy snow across Wales, the Midlands, northern and eastern England, warning that rural areas could become “cut off”. It predicts around 10cm will fall, with up to 20cm on higher ground. Warnings are also in place for snow in Scotland and Northern Ireland, and for high winds…

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Liberal Hypocrites: Why Are Dems Criticizing Roy Moore When PEDO PREZ Barack Obama Is Still Married To FORMER TEENAGER Michelle Obama?

A liberal witch hunt is on the prowl for Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore. The respected former judge is being attacked for OCCASIONALLY BEFRIENDING young girls using ROMANCE, and his senate campaign is on THIN ICE because of this smear campaign of the liberal media. Meanwhile, while the vicious liberals are attacking Roy Moore for simply trying to be OLD ROMEO to young ladies, the hypocritical left is entirely ignoring the real villain: child-chasing PEDO PREZ Barack Obama who to this day continues to be married to FORMER TEENAGER Michelle…

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The Shirk Report Volume 450

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com 20 IMAGES – Friday! – Just keep smilin’ – We’ve officially come full circle – Happy Birthday Griff! – Go Emily! – Is that fabric? – “We’ll fix it in post” | behind the scenes – Hands off lady – Yup they…

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