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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

A heartbreaking story is currently unfolding that’s sure to have devastating ramifications for years to come. Just moments ago, without any warning, the worst person you know just made a great point. This is absolutely crushing news, and it’s unclear if recovery will ever be possible. The tragedy occurred just a few moments ago during a debate about politics occurring among your coworkers. Out of nowhere, the most loathsome person you’ve ever met in your whole life chimed into the argument with a completely valid and irrefutable point. Every attempt…

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LOL: This Woman Screencaps Her Moms Hilarious Text Message Fails

When it comes to texting, parents can be a little…well, let’s just say “challenged.” Briana Gellen’s mother is no exception. Since the 23-year-old started screencapping her mom’s hilarious text message fails and posting them on Tumblr, she’s gained thousands of followers! Check them out! Mom Vs. Autocorrect Mom Vs. The Internet Mom Vs. Caps Lock Mom Vs. Social Media Mom Vs. Emoji Well, that proves it. Mom + Technology = Hilarious. Keep the mom texts coming, Briana, because we are officially OBSESSED. Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/lol-woman-screencaps-her-moms-hilarious-text-messa-2335

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Can You Escape From Hell?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Keep driving. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. Uh-oh. Looks like Marty isn’t getting it. Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. “Do you know about any good restaurants in NYC?” Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Start Over But you do. You’re in Hell now. “Hell is where people go when they are bad like me,” says a little boy behind you. “It is bad.” How do I get…

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No Ones Going To Hold It Against You If You Dont Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

It would be unreasonable for anyone to assume you should do better than getting, like, 40 percent right on this thing. Our state-of-the-art quizzes require JavaScript. 2. What year did the Red Hot Chili Peppers get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Remember, it’s not like this is the “Can You Pass A Fourth-Grade Social Studies Test Today?” quiz. It would be rough if you got anything below, like, a 90 percent on that. This is just about the Red Hot Chili Peppers. 2008 2012 Whether you…

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Only The Pure Of Heart May See Our Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles

Every true ’90s kid remembers watching Tommy Pickles, the brave and kindhearted baby who led a crew of baby friends in the classic Nicktoon “Rugrats.” We have in our possession an image depicting Tommy Pickles as a hulking, muscle-bound behemoth. However, in order to see it, you must prove yourself to be as pure of heart and sound of mind as Tommy Pickles himself. Demonstrate your virtues in the trials of this quiz, and the picture of muscular Tommy Pickles shall be yours to behold. Our state-of-the-art quizzes require JavaScript….

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A Master Strategist: Steve Bannon Has Completed His Yearlong Plan To Become Increasingly Irrelevant Before Eventually Getting Fired

When Steve Bannon joined Donald Trump’s campaign as a key advisor last year, the left was right to be worried. Bannon’s reputation as a master strategist followed him through a stunning electoral upset and all the way into being Trump’s right-hand man in the White House. But today, the full shape of Bannon’s ultimate vision has finally become clear in his moment of triumph: Steve Bannon has just completed his yearlong plan to become increasingly irrelevant before eventually getting himself fired. Machiavelli, meet your star pupil. With the president’s ear,…

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Youre A Germ! Can You Make Bruce Springsteen Sick Enough To Cancel A Concert?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Bruce Springsteen…the world’s greatest man… He’s got a best friend named Little Steve, who is also in the E Street Men but isn’t his wife… Bruce Springsteen has never been sick. You’re lying. Me? No, that’s not a lie. Bruce Springsteen has never once been sick. After all those years of traveling the world and being married, he’s never once sneezed or vomited or vomited off a boat. And that’s where you come in. [Zoom in.] This is Bruce’s mouth, or “The Cave.” This…

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Youre Adam, The First Man! Can You Eat The Right Fruit And Overthrow God?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. … …… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT Everything you are is screaming. You? What is “You”? Wait, but something else is screaming. Clench something. Clench something. You make the thing happen and now your throat’s in the mix. Throats are one of the main things. Here’s what your throat does: “Guhhh.” But screaming was more fun, so now you have preferences. The Voice is still going. Its language sears itself into you. “IT’S TALKING, OKAY, OKAY GET IT TOGETHER! GET IT TOGETHER! HELLO! HI! HELLO!”…

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Youre Benedict Arnold! Do You Have What It Takes To Betray The Colonies?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. I’d like to say “I am this guy.” I’d like to say “Cool. I am 6-foot-4.” That’s right! You’re this guy and you’re also Benedict Arnold. You shoot a gun and ride a horse for America during the First Annual Revolutionary War. Your peers respect you, all of the Founding Fathers say things like “Now that’s one good adult” when your name gets mentioned, and you’ve never committed the crime of treason. You’ve got it all. But that’s about to change. That’s all about…

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7 Pricks Who Defied The Odds And Didnt Go Into Finance

The hard truth: Nowadays, if you’re a prick who wants to be anything but a financial analyst, the deck is pretty much stacked against you. We won’t depress you with the statistics, but in short, it’s extremely rare for pricks to make a living in any field other than finance. And yet, amazingly, some do. Here are seven assholes who inspired us by breaking the cycle: <img src=””> Society looks at Sean’s meaty neck, crew cut, and baseball cap and thinks one thing: finance. But Sean is living proof that…

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6 Things That Couldve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet

Riddled with design flaws and completely unsuitable for combat, the massively expensive F-35 fighter jet is just the latest staggering example of out-of-control government spending. Here are some other things that could’ve been purchased with the $1.5 trillion that the F-35 cost to develop. 1. 1.7 billion M27 tactical assault rifles While the government is dead set on continuing to fund the F-35, our nuclear stockpile is falling into disrepair. At a refurbishment cost of just $20 million per bomb, we could’ve used the $1.5 trillion to revitalize our crumbling…

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Amazing Colorized Versions Of Black-And-White Photos Make History Come Alive

It’s incredible how adding a little color to an old photograph can make it feel so much more real. Compare these black-and-white pictures with their colorized versions and watch history come alive! Slide Slide Slide Slide Slide Slide Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/amazing-colorized-versions-black-and-white-photos–1262

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7 Lies Barack Obama Has Told America

He may have a way with words, but Obama can’t talk his way out of these lies. Here are the seven biggest whoppers Barack Obama sold to the American people as POTUS. 1. “I was the guy who did the Red Bull Stratos jump from the stratosphere back in 2012. I free-fell 127,000 feet, and it was exhilarating.” (March 12, 2014) There is absolutely no truth to this statement made by the president. At this time, 100 percent of sources agree the jump in question was actually completed by Austrian…

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The 7 Best Parking Lots For Sitting In Your Car After A Big Fight With Your Wife

When things get out of hand at home, sometimes it’s best to take a drive and cool it in one of these lots. 1. Parking Lot With The Walgreens And The Staples Via loopnet.com It’s usually pretty deserted here, so there’s no one to look over at you while you steam in silence and think about that thing your wife said right before you slammed the door shut. Added bonus: There are no security cameras to make you feel like you have to leave. 3. Parking Lot By Togo’s Via…

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