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The 5 Neighbor Kids Who Drink From The Birdbath In My Backyard, Ranked By Whether It Seems Like Theyre Doing It For Fun Or Survival

I have a beautiful birdbath in my backyard that my husband and I enjoy tending to very much. Several children in the neighborhood have begun drinking from it regularly. Here’s a list of all the kids who have been drinking out of my birdbath, ranked by whether it seems like they’re doing it for fun or survival. 5. Danny Taylor There’s no doubt in my mind that Danny Taylor drinks from my birdbath for fun. He’s all laughs and giggles every day after school as he dashes down the street…

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4 Ways Hephaestus Needs To Step It Up Before Ill Even Think About Worshipping Him

The Greek god of metalworking has been trying to get me to pray to him for some time now, and honestly, it’s getting a little old. I’m all about being open to new religious icons, but before I pledge my spiritual allegiance to a greater power, I need to know that my needs are being addressed. Here are four ways Hephaestus needs to step it up before I’ll even think about worshipping him. 1. He needs a cool place of worship near my house: Half the fun of choosing a…

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Awkward: Margot Robbie And Saoirse Ronan Wore The Exact Same Cursed Amulet To The Oscars And Now Theyre Both Floating Above The Audience Speaking A Forgotten Language

Hollywood’s elite is on parade tonight at the Oscars, but one fashion faux pas is definitely turning some heads and sticking out like a sore thumb. In an unlucky coincidence, Margot Robbie and Saoirse Ronan wore identical cursed amulets, and now they’re both levitating above the audience and chanting in the same exact ancient language. So embarrassing. We can’t imagine how it feels to be floating in front of everyone at the Oscars in the same accursed jewelry. When you show up to a party, you want to stand out…

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Sort Of Heartwarming: This Father Was Pushing His Paralyzed Son In A Marathon But Ditched Him When He Realized He Had A Shot At Winning

Here’s a story that’s guaranteed to kind of warm your heart. Christopher Dabney has always done whatever he could to let his son, Zack, who has paraplegia, know that anything is possible. But yesterday, Dabney decided to do something for Zack that was almost pretty touching: He pushed his son most of the way through a marathon but then ditched him when he realized he had a shot at winning. Wow. Christopher trained for the Pittsfield marathon for nearly a year, never once going on a conditioning run without pushing…

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The Long Road To The Top: How Bursting Into Various Boardrooms And Shouting, Thats Where I Come In! Eventually Got Me A Job As A CEO At A Fortune 500 Company

I’m not embarrassed to say that I’ve got it all: the corner office with my name on the door, the private jet, the black card, the villa on the Riviera, and, yes, more money than I know what to do with. And I’m not ashamed, because everything I have I earned the hard way, through years of flinging open the doors to boardrooms and yelling, “That’s where I come in!” Sounds easy, right? Like anyone could do it? Sure, and who hasn’t idly daydreamed of kicking open a conference room…

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Its Our Duty To Support The Troops And The Second Amendment In Case We Ever Need To Kill Them All

These days, America faces its most troubling threats, both from the outside and the inside. Between terrorist groups like ISIS vowing daily to attack our citizens and our own government seemingly hellbent on infringing on our civil liberties, the American way of life as we know it is in constant danger. That’s why I believe that, regardless of politics, it’s everyone’s duty to support the troops, and also to support the Second Amendment should the day come when we need to overthrow the government and kill those troops. At the…

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Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What Its Like To Be In Space

What’s it like to float hundreds of miles above the Earth’s surface? We asked seven astronauts to tell us everything. Eugene Cernan “It’s so inspiring to see the entire globe shimmering below you and realize that this is where prog rock started.” Eileen Collins “I was looking forward to being weightless, but gravity still works for me in space. It kind of sucks seeing all the other astronauts floating around while I’m stuck on the floor.” Barry Wilmore “You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or…

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A Changed Man: Richard Dawkins Has Converted To Christianity After Watching One Episode Of VeggieTales

Die-hard atheists, hope you’re sitting down for this one. Richard Dawkins may have made his name railing against creationism and intelligent design, but now it looks like he’s finally been moved to believe in a higher power: Richard Dawkins has converted to Christianity after watching a single episode of VeggieTales. Wow. He truly is a changed man. Richard Dawkins was babysitting his niece this morning when he became captivated by the episode of VeggieTales that she was watching. Though Richard Dawkins has personally authored a book called The God Delusion…

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Environmental Win: The EPA Has Released Thousands Of Lions Into Lake Michigan To Curb The Invasive Carp Population

The arrival of Asian carp to Lake Michigan has wreaked havoc on the lake’s native fish population, water quality, and food chain. But while the fight to protect each species’ natural habitat can feel like an uphill battle, all you Earth-lovers out there can take heart with this piece of incredibly encouraging news: The Environmental Protection Agency has released thousands of lions into Lake Michigan to curb the invasive carp population. Right on! It’s great to see this issue finally receiving the attention it deserves. “By tossing 3,000 African lions,…

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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

A heartbreaking story is currently unfolding that’s sure to have devastating ramifications for years to come. Just moments ago, without any warning, the worst person you know just made a great point. This is absolutely crushing news, and it’s unclear if recovery will ever be possible. The tragedy occurred just a few moments ago during a debate about politics occurring among your coworkers. Out of nowhere, the most loathsome person you’ve ever met in your whole life chimed into the argument with a completely valid and irrefutable point. Every attempt…

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LOL: This Woman Screencaps Her Moms Hilarious Text Message Fails

When it comes to texting, parents can be a little…well, let’s just say “challenged.” Briana Gellen’s mother is no exception. Since the 23-year-old started screencapping her mom’s hilarious text message fails and posting them on Tumblr, she’s gained thousands of followers! Check them out! Mom Vs. Autocorrect Mom Vs. The Internet Mom Vs. Caps Lock Mom Vs. Social Media Mom Vs. Emoji Well, that proves it. Mom + Technology = Hilarious. Keep the mom texts coming, Briana, because we are officially OBSESSED. Read more: http://www.clickhole.com/article/lol-woman-screencaps-her-moms-hilarious-text-messa-2335

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Can You Escape From Hell?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Keep driving. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. Uh-oh. Looks like Marty isn’t getting it. Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Drive head-on into Martin Scorsese. “Do you know about any good restaurants in NYC?” Shout at Martin Scorsese to get out of the road. Swerve. Start Over But you do. You’re in Hell now. “Hell is where people go when they are bad like me,” says a little boy behind you. “It is bad.” How do I get…

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No Ones Going To Hold It Against You If You Dont Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

It would be unreasonable for anyone to assume you should do better than getting, like, 40 percent right on this thing. Our state-of-the-art quizzes require JavaScript. 2. What year did the Red Hot Chili Peppers get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Remember, it’s not like this is the “Can You Pass A Fourth-Grade Social Studies Test Today?” quiz. It would be rough if you got anything below, like, a 90 percent on that. This is just about the Red Hot Chili Peppers. 2008 2012 Whether you…

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