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Simone Giertz celebrated her birthday by trying to eat cake off a conveyer belt

Simone Giertz turned 28, and celebrated being “the length of an average menstrual cycle” by trying to eat cake off a conveyer belt she built.  “I’m taking the day off, and this is how I’m treating myself,” she deadpans.  Running the conveyer belt back and forth, Simone tried taking bites of the cake, but ended up getting repeatedly smacked in the face by frosting. It’s glorious.  At one point, she tries to blow out her birthday candles with a vacuum. In classic Shitty Robot Queen fashion, it doesn’t go so…

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This dude took 44 Furbys and made a working Furby organ

Remember Furbys, the must-have creepy, robotic toy of the 1998 holiday season? Well, they never went away, they were just resting, and now they’re ready for their revival. YouTuber Sam Battle of LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER finally found a use for all of those abandoned Furbys by building his very own Furby organ. Yes, he turned 44 Furbys into a musical instrument. After years of collecting as many Furbys as he could and doing “a heck of a lot of soldering,” Battle managed to hack together what may very well…

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Why Hillary Clinton said ‘activist bitches supporting bitches’

Yes, it’s true. Hillary Clinton did say “activist bitches supporting bitches,” as other media outlets reported on Friday after a tweet from political commentator Alex Mohajer went viral.  Why? Someone who ran an activist organization named after that phrase asked her to do so during a lunch event in New York this week.  SEE ALSO: Why Hillary Clinton’s former CTO left politics for a fitness startup You can watch Clinton say it here:

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