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Video about swiping guys on Tinder is so real it hurts

If you’ve ever had the misfortune of swiping on men on Tinder, you can probably relate to this video.  A skit by writers Jon Foor and Luke Strickler poked fun at the overplayed trend of everyone on Tinder having exactly two personality traits: Liking The Office and loving dogs.  “Where’d you grow up?” Strickler asks his hypothetical match, jabbing at the repetitive, surface-level conversations people on the app have before either meeting up or ghosting each other entirely. “Real though, if you’re racist, sexist, homophobic, or not hot, this will…

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Dude shows off world record collection of 20,139 video games that took 8 days to count

Antonio Monteiro set a Guinness World Record in February for his enormous collection of 20,139 video games. Now, he’s finally showing them off. Monteiro walked through his treasure trove, which includes full North American sets for several consoles, in a video for Guinness World Records YouTube channel. He keeps all the games, which are stacked on the floor and on shelves up to the ceiling, in a single room. (The room seems pretty small at first, then just keeps going, and going, and going.) The collection took officials eight days…

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These paintings are literally made with love

There is nothing quite as pure as watching animals try to eat cumbersome people food. Dogs and peanut butter, hamsters and crackers — it’s a match made in viral video heaven.  But our personal favorite physical manifestation of cuteness comes in the form of turtles trying to eat strawberries. Their mouths are just too small to wrap completely around the strawberry, and their bodies too slow to chow down on the fruit. Adorable. SEE ALSO: 2018: The Year Humans Called Animals Hot If you need to purify your internet browsing…

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Dad uses kid as a human snow scraper

Windshield wipers have nothing on small, excited humans.  When faced with a snow covered car, a resourceful man in Ohio decided to keep the snow scraper in the garage, opting instead for a more lively option: his kid. In order to make sure his son was up to the task, the man wrapped duct tape around his ankles, wrists, and waist to insure no snow would get in. Watch as the father-son duo laugh their way through this snowy mission.   Read more: https://mashable.com/video/dad-uses-kid-to-brush-snow-off-car/

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Simone Giertz celebrated her birthday by trying to eat cake off a conveyer belt

Simone Giertz turned 28, and celebrated being “the length of an average menstrual cycle” by trying to eat cake off a conveyer belt she built.  “I’m taking the day off, and this is how I’m treating myself,” she deadpans.  Running the conveyer belt back and forth, Simone tried taking bites of the cake, but ended up getting repeatedly smacked in the face by frosting. It’s glorious.  At one point, she tries to blow out her birthday candles with a vacuum. In classic Shitty Robot Queen fashion, it doesn’t go so…

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This dude took 44 Furbys and made a working Furby organ

Remember Furbys, the must-have creepy, robotic toy of the 1998 holiday season? Well, they never went away, they were just resting, and now they’re ready for their revival. YouTuber Sam Battle of LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER finally found a use for all of those abandoned Furbys by building his very own Furby organ. Yes, he turned 44 Furbys into a musical instrument. After years of collecting as many Furbys as he could and doing “a heck of a lot of soldering,” Battle managed to hack together what may very well…

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Why Hillary Clinton said ‘activist bitches supporting bitches’

Yes, it’s true. Hillary Clinton did say “activist bitches supporting bitches,” as other media outlets reported on Friday after a tweet from political commentator Alex Mohajer went viral.  Why? Someone who ran an activist organization named after that phrase asked her to do so during a lunch event in New York this week.  SEE ALSO: Why Hillary Clinton’s former CTO left politics for a fitness startup You can watch Clinton say it here:

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