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Learning Piano? Here Are 5 Ways That Elton John Will Jealously Try To Sabotage You

Picking up the piano is a great hobby for people of all ages, but you need to understand that singer-songwriter Sir Elton John will take some pretty serious measures to ensure your failure if he feels threatened by your progress at any point. Here are a few deterrents you’ll want to be on the lookout for as you start to learn the basics. 1. He’ll paint five fake pianos around your living room to deceive you: About the time you play your first C scale, Elton John will likely shimmy…

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