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30 Times The Funniest Internet Grandma Killed It With Her Tweets (New Pics)

Myrna Tellingheusen has been making her followers on Twitter chuckle since 2015, with her satirical pearls of wisdom lampooning the kind of stereotypes that the elderly deal with on a daily basis. “I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula,” they told us. “My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun.” Whatever the true identity of Myrna really is, you gotta…

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This Woman Just Held A Funeral For Her Youth On Her 30th Birthday, And People Reacted Very Differently

Mila Blatova from Nizhni Novgorod, Russia, decided to do things a differently this year, however. Instead of celebrating the milestone of reaching her 30th birthday, she instead decided that it was a time to grieve the passing of the most precious gift of all, her youth. “I was looking for a dark twist on being boujee and super dramatic on my birthday.” And her advice to anyone else nervously approaching the big 3-0? “Make the most of it and don’t be afraid of still having fun regardless of your age.”…

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Finally! An Emoji That Expresses The Pain Of Getting Older And Realizing Youre The Adult In The Family

For all the lazy texters out there (you know who you are!), emojis are lifesavers and super fun. And now, with the most recent iPhone update, we got a new cute little face you didn’t even know you needed: an emoji that expresses the overwhelmingly empty feeling of getting older and realizing you’re the adult in the family! All right! We all know that feeling of seeing your parents withering away and realizing you no longer have a safety net, and that the two people who kept you safe your…

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