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Everyone’s favorite ‘hot cop’ seems to have a soft spot for anti-Semitic jokes

I don’t know how many times I need to tell you all: the only cop you can ever fully trust is Detective Olivia Benson. Take 28-year-old Gainseville Police Officer Michael Hammill. A photo of the cop with two of his fellow attractive cop buddies went around a lot during Hurricane Irma, so much that the department had to request the people stop calling 911 and requesting that the cops respond to their “incident.” Now Hammill is under investigation for a series of unapologetically anti-Semitic Facebook posts.  SEE ALSO: Policeman stops…

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The Dangers Of Automation: The Nations Eye-Candy Pool Boys Are Struggling To Compete With More Efficient, Sexier Pool-Cleaning Robots

Technological progress often comes at a price, especially when it comes to automation. More and more people are being put out of work with each new advancement in the field, and it seems like automation may now be pushing yet another time-honored industry to the brink of extinction, as an increasing number of Americas eye-candy pool boys are losing their jobs to sexier, more efficient pool-cleaning robots. Wow. This truly is a sign of the times. While pool cleaning used to be a reliable summer job for the nations hottest…

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