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Murder, Cheat, And Fuck Your Way Through Boston

This feature requires JavaScript to function. It’s a Thursday morning, and you’re sitting around with nothing to do. You had a job, but it exploded, so now you’re stuck here in your boring house. Suddenly, your phone rings. Ignore the phone and go outside to look at parts of the planet Earth. Are you the mailman? Answer the phone. Boston. The diamond in America’s face. The place where a dog died. A sprawling metropolis filled with history, culture, stores, some roads, and a guy who kissed a lady here once.…

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Only The Pure Of Heart May See Our Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles

Every true ’90s kid remembers watching Tommy Pickles, the brave and kindhearted baby who led a crew of baby friends in the classic Nicktoon “Rugrats.” We have in our possession an image depicting Tommy Pickles as a hulking, muscle-bound behemoth. However, in order to see it, you must prove yourself to be as pure of heart and sound of mind as Tommy Pickles himself. Demonstrate your virtues in the trials of this quiz, and the picture of muscular Tommy Pickles shall be yours to behold. Our state-of-the-art quizzes require JavaScript.…

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Youre Santa! Can You Master The Sleigh And Deliver Gifts To All The Good Boys And Girls?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. This is you. You’re Santa Claus. I’m definitely Santa Claus, but unfortunately, I need to explode right away. You’ve been lying unconscious on the frigid tundra of the North Pole since last Christmas. In order to make sure you didn’t starve during your year-long slumber, arctic pelicans have been coming up to you and laying eggs into your mouth 24/7 since last Christmas. Every pelican lays about 200 eggs at a time, and they’ve just been squirting them right down Santa’s sleeping throat all…

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Do You Possess A Gentle Enough Touch To Buckle Me Into My Car?

I need to be buckled into my car, but it has to be done by someone who possesses the Proper Touch—a Touch that can only be described as “gentle enough.” So, would your Touch cause me to squeal with agony? Or with delight? Take this quiz to find out! Our state-of-the-art quizzes require JavaScript. 1. Which of the following best describes your hands? Traditional Soft with oaky finish Two screaming rim-rattlers Only somewhat toothy One time, my Touch ran itself along a foggy window, spelling out “Tenderness and also Civility”…

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Justice At Last: This Man Spent 38 Years In Prison For A Crime He Didnt Commit, So Now Theyre Letting Him Commit That Crime!

In July 1977, police officers in Tupelo, MS burst through the front door of Franklin Buck’s apartment and told the confused and frightened 19-year-old that he was under arrest for armed robbery and second-degree murder. Only problem was, he didn’t do it. Now, after spending 38 hellish years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit, Buck has finally been exonerated! On Monday, the Mississippi Supreme Court overturned Buck’s conviction, and now they’re finally going to let him rob a gas station and kill the cashier for real. Nice! In…

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Can You Keep Up A Conversation With Your Dad?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Yes. Absolutely. Check the basement. Check the patio. Go to his office and check there. Hmm. Nope, not here. Check the den. Check his office. You are shocked not to find your dad in the kitchen, a place he can often be found. Check the patio. Check his office. No dads here on the patio. Check the kitchen. Check his office. You walk into your dad’s office building. “Oh, you must be Dad’s kid,” says your dad’s boss, Mrs. Clakswaby. “He’s not here right…

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