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Can You Keep Up A Conversation With Your Dad?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Yes. Absolutely. Check the basement. Check the patio. Go to his office and check there. Hmm. Nope, not here. Check the den. Check his office. You are shocked not to find your dad in the kitchen, a place he can often be found. Check the patio. Check his office. No dads here on the patio. Check the kitchen. Check his office. You walk into your dad’s office building. “Oh, you must be Dad’s kid,” says your dad’s boss, Mrs. Clakswaby. “He’s not here right…

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Your Parents Are Going Out Of Town. Host The Party Of The Year!

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Hell yes. Knowledge is power, and power is everything. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! screams your clock again, but later now. Does it hate you? Yes. Anyway, probably time to get up, right? Keep hitting snooze. You keep hitting snooze, and eventually, your clock gives up, because humans will always beat machines in the end. You sleep for a long, long time. You dream about gliding over a small island nation ruled by batteries, and about French-kissing your cousin with the two lazy eyes. You manage…

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