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Only The Pure Of Heart May See Our Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles

Every true ’90s kid remembers watching Tommy Pickles, the brave and kindhearted baby who led a crew of baby friends in the classic Nicktoon “Rugrats.” We have in our possession an image depicting Tommy Pickles as a hulking, muscle-bound behemoth. However, in order to see it, you must prove yourself to be as pure of heart and sound of mind as Tommy Pickles himself. Demonstrate your virtues in the trials of this quiz, and the picture of muscular Tommy Pickles shall be yours to behold.

  1. 1. The picture of the muscular Tommy is wonderful. Those who are worthy of seeing it have their lives changed forever. In fact, why bother with these trials? If you select choice B on this question, we’ll show you the muscular Tommy right now! You won’t even have to prove yourself.
  2. 2. Consider the following scenario:

    You are walking alone down the street, and you find a picture of muscular Tommy Pickles. The brave baby’s biceps are throbbing beautifully, and the veins in his neck are bulging. Looking at it is wonderful and terrifying. There doesn’t seem to be anybody around to claim it.

    What do you do?

  3. 3. Only the most honorable men and women are permitted to gaze upon the picture of Tommy Pickles’ baby face sitting upon a baby-sized body exploding with muscle. There are certain qualities that these individuals must possess. What do you think is the most important character trait for someone hoping to gaze upon the muscular Tommy Pickles?
  4. 4. In addition to the picture of Tommy Pickles with his muscles bulging out of his diaper, we have a picture of Tommy’s mother, Didi Pickles, eating Chuckie Finster alive. Chuckie screams as Didi bites into his abdomen like an apple. Her eyes are blank and expressionless. It is beautiful. Would you like to see this picture in addition to the picture of muscular Tommy Pickles?
  5. 5. Consider the following scenario:

    There is a train racing down the tracks toward a man holding a picture of muscular Tommy Pickles. You are standing near a lever which, if pulled, will cause the train to switch tracks and avoid hitting the man holding the picture of muscular Tommy Pickles. However, the train will switch to a new track and kill five people who are not holding pictures of muscular Tommy Pickles.

    What do you do?

  6. 6. We have now reached your final trial. This is the ultimate test. Good luck, and may the purity of your soul guide you down the correct path.

    Imagine that you are awoken in the night by a sorcerer of esteemed power. The sorcerer says to you, “Behold! I have the power to bring everlasting peace to the world. I will clothe the naked and feed the hungry. I will heal the sick and comfort the grieving. I shall rid the world of all want, all war, and all injustice, and mankind will live in paradise forever. All I ask in return is that you take this picture of muscular Tommy Pickles and sit on it, thereby disgracing the picture and making it foul.”

    What do you do?

  • Results for Only The Pure Of Heart May See Our Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles

    You Are Worthy Of Seeing The Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles!

    How splendid! You have performed admirably in these trials and proven yourself to possess a pure heart and noble soul. You are worthy of looking at our picture of muscular Tommy Pickles. Gaze long upon it and contemplate its power. It is endlessly beautiful. It is endlessly powerful. It is muscular Tommy Pickles, and you have joined the hallowed ranks of the esteemed few who may gaze upon him. May the throbbing biceps of the courageous baby bring you wisdom and peace.

  • Results for Only The Pure Of Heart May See Our Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles

    You Are Only Worthy Of This Picture Of Tommy Pickles With His Grandfather’s Head

    How disappointing. Your performance in these trials has proven that your soul is impure. You do not deserve to look at our picture of muscular Tommy Pickles; you are only worthy of this picture of Tommy Pickles with the head of his grandfather, Lou Pickles. Let this image be an eternal reminder of your moral failings and the fact that you were not worthy of seeing the muscular Tommy Pickles. Goodbye.

  • Results for Only The Pure Of Heart May See Our Picture Of Muscular Tommy Pickles

    Your Villainous Nature Shall Be Punished With This Picture Of Roger Klotz Making Out With Stu Pickles

    Horrifying. Your dreadful performance in these trials has proven that you have a villainous soul and a perfidious heart. Your foul nature will be punished with nothing less than this picture of Roger Klotz making out with Stu Pickles, Tommy’s father. Look upon this picture often, and allow the passion of Roger and Stu’s embrace to wash over you and torment your mind forever. This image shall be the emblem of your own wickedness and a constant reminder of your profound moral bankruptcy. You will never see our picture of muscular Tommy Pickles. You are far from worthy. Get out of our sight.

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