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7 Pricks Who Defied The Odds And Didnt Go Into Finance

The hard truth: Nowadays, if you’re a prick who wants to be anything but a financial analyst, the deck is pretty much stacked against you. We won’t depress you with the statistics, but in short, it’s extremely rare for pricks to make a living in any field other than finance. And yet, amazingly, some do. Here are seven assholes who inspired us by breaking the cycle:

1. Sean Pritchet

Society looks at Sean’s meaty neck, crew cut, and baseball cap and thinks one thing: finance. But Sean is living proof that a dickhead can transcend his circumstances to become a bartender.

2. Justin Osbourne

If you had said when Justin interned at his dad’s investment firm that in a decade he’d be a public advocate, you’d have been laughed out of the room. But here he is, and he made it without ever compromising his identity as a shit-eating douchebag.

3. Kevin Murphy

You wouldn’t know it listening to him loudly recap his weekend and refer to groups of women as “females,” but Kevin is a third-year grad student on his way to receiving a Ph.D. in molecular biology. 

4. Chelsea Lanigen

At 21, Chelsea seemed absolutely bound to become an insufferable financial advisor. But she refused to be a statistic, bucking the system and forging a career as an insufferable real estate broker.

5. Tom Haley

Tom’s brave journey from prick high schooler to prick college student to prick tech entrepreneur (he founded the song aggregation site Musikal) is nothing short of incredible.

6. Anthony Baker

He wasn’t supposed to make it out. Born in Hanover, NH to a family of bankers, Anthony was up against it from the start, but that didn’t deter him. Now, after two DUIs and a settlement in a sexual assault case, this asshole has dropped out of Tufts and works as an assistant high school lacrosse coach.

7. Aaron Hillman

Seemingly destined to fall into finance like the rest of his asshole friends, Aaron died in a camping accident when he was 15. R.I.P.

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