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Master Diplomat: Pundits Have Noted Similarities Between Trumps N. Korea Statements And JFKs Iconic Prepare To Be Radioactive Skeletons, Motherfuckers Speech That De-escalated The Cuban Missile Crisis

When President Donald Trump delivered a tough warning to North Korea on Tuesday, he was following in the footsteps of one of Americas greatest statesmen. As numerous Washington pundits have now noted, Trumps threat to unleash fire and fury on North Korea bears strong resemblance to JFKs historic Prepare To Be Radioactive Skeletons, Motherfuckers speech that he delivered during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

At the peak of the Cold War, tensions were high, and even a slight miscalculation by President Kennedy could have plunged the world into nuclear conflict. JFK knew that he had to deliver a precise, carefully crafted message to peacefully end the standoff, so he went on national television and vowed to wipe Cuba off the goddamn map with a hellfire tsunami thatll char Havana into a glowing ash heap and turn every last Cuban man, woman, child, and pet dog into a red-hot screaming skeleton, you better fucking believe it. Firm and calm in his delivery, he went on to say that after he bombed Cuba he would pay a personal visit to the smoldering rubble to piss all over Fidels corpse and plant an American flag in his empty eye socket and then nuke the junk-ass country all over again just for shits and giggles.

It was a masterful stroke of diplomacy, one that Trump is now clearly trying to channel through his own rhetoric to persuade Kim Jong-un to abandon his nuclear ambitions.

With delicately calibrated language, JFK also issued a stark warning to the Soviet Union, cautioning that if Cuba continued housing Russian ballistic missiles, then the U-S-fucking-A will shove our red-white-and-blue atomic boner straight up Khrushchevs asshole and fuck him until that leering commie mutant has Uncle Sams nuclear jizz spraying out his mouth. It was a stern yet diplomatic declaration that said exactly what was needed in order to pull the world back from the brink of annihilation, and it seems that Trump is now taking pages from the same playbook.

As Donald Trump continues to manage the escalating North Korean nuclear program, its reassuring to know that hes taking guidance from one of historys finest orators. With Trump following JFKs example, we can all take comfort knowing that the horrors of nuclear war will not be inflicted upon humanity.

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